some videos for yous

this is just 30 seconds of what was on Jurassic Fight Club...its like a recap on the episode...so you still get to see the baby Manjungatholus beaten against the tree by a large male...it was so needlessly and hilariously violent...and I wish I could find clips from the whole episode...basically the episode sucked because in the first 5 minutes you basically understood the "science" and then the next half an hour was basically just defending their "speculations" ...so basically they just made a bunch of crap up...and here's the recap.

Majungatholus DEATH BATTLE

it was a lot better the whole 5 minute clip on the show...because it seemed almost like dinosaur erotica the way the narrator described the scene..

okay and here's the second video its almost 7 minutes long but WATCH IT ALL...it is worth it...these are the sharks eating the whale carcass I talked about earlier.

GREAT WHITE SHARKS EATING WHALE CARCASS ....and the aforementioned great white shark penis

anyway I wanted to post this picture...its the same picture that was in my eyewitness book about sharks...my favorite eyewitness books as a kid were sharks, cats, dinosaurs and one about evolution of man and as you can tell they still influence me to this day...

so here for you is a fucking huge great white to contemplate...

okay that's all...I hope you enjoy

update from Cali...

here are some pictures...I don't like updating this thing without pictures...I feel like they really are the more entertaining elements of my bloggy blog. The first picture is my brother marc...he caught a sharky shark in the canal behind my aunt and uncle's house. And that's my dad in the background being a creepster.

The other two pictures are the sunset with the canal that my aunt and uncle live on.

South park was funny last night I copied down two quotes...the setting is atheist otters in the future trying to kill cartman the time child who froze himself in a glacier because he didn't want to wait 3 weeks for the nintendo wi to come out. In this future religion has been outlawed/destroyed so now atheist leagues fight over what's the correct type of atheism and the most logical way to live.

"Know this time child, I shall crack your skull just like I crack a clam on my tummy!"

"They chop down trees to make tables when they have perfectly good tummies to eat off of!"

I'm really getting excited for the arts and crafts festival. I hope people like my stuff...and if my friends come up and see me I'm gonna be super excited... especially meredith, rachel and peter...

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I picked up the saying PWND from kate-ums...and I just can't stop thinking it in my head right now. I'm Compelled...

I splurged today...and shouldn't have...I purchased all three seasons of Arrested Development for 45 dolla's ....thats more than half off! and I knew that they would probably not be on sale anymore on amazon by the time I finally decided whether to get them or not...I feel its worth it...

oh man! I think I might (depending on stress levels) try to get a job at kitz cameras...it'd be a good job for me...I'd probably get an employee discount on my prints...and I'd actually be able to talk to people about taking pictures and stuff 'cus I'll know a little bit...and my OCD will make me good at checking if people's pictures printed correctly.

I want to post a link to ----- blog...just for funsies to remind people that they can go there if they want a good laugh.

There it is for all to enjoy. Oh I think I'll make a facebook group! That'd be fun... "The Secret Cult Following of Hayley's --------- blog at Western" it doesn't matter who you are its hilarious.

I'm excited for Jurassic Fight Club tomorrow...I will most definitely watch it And I'm even more excited to come home whenever I will wednesday night.

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Damnit I'm back on my blog again...and I just don't want to start another. I want to talk to somebodys...I so wronery...its just me and the crickets in my aunt's house who are awake...no joke the crickets are pretty intense...you can kinda find where the are...like I didn't see it but I knew there was one in the bathroom when I went because when I turned the light on the noise suddenly stopped. St. John's Wort...I can't really tell if thats doing anything....

OMG they're showing a bunch of great whites just chomping down on this whale...its a huge whale and there are like 10 great whites...CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP they just don't stop...omg I wish kate could see this...fatty fatty sharks. OMG SHARK PENIS...SHARK PENIS ON CAMERA FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER....GREAT WHITE SHARK PENIS....its because they're all aroused by so many members of the opposite sex...they just ate and are bloated and now sexually aroused...oh my god I fucking love shark week....Kate I think this is very similar to what happens to you after you eat bacon (the sexual arousal)...the sharks are just kinda lazily running into and nuging each other...oh god now a scientist is sitting on top of the whale carcass to get a close up of the sharks eating...oh dear...this is very intense...again I think i need a picture to separate my never ending commentary on basically every fucking thing...

chompity chomp chomp chomp.

okay that was exciting...I should go to bed now I guess even though I'm not really tired...I'm thinking about the malcolm quote from jurassic park (a previous post) and how these last two hours I spend on this blog reflect my day and how my days reflect my typical week and that week the typical month and the months the years and just how ridiculous I am. the ADD is definitely prominent in this post as is the OCD from the numerous times I've come back to this same post and edited/added to it...and the emotional instability in my rants...etc...and this crap isn't even in my dia-journal...oh well...watcha gonna do when you're just a human.

[two days later I took out most the whiney stupid stuff...I'd rather my blog be more entertaining and less ranty]

Today kate found one of my little notes again...that I hid around her room when I went to visit her and she wasn't back yet...this one I had wrote said "Rainbows, I heart them" that made me chuckle...I would write something pretty gay like that.

And fractals and rainbows just really remind me all about how I really want to get really high again sometime...I YEARN to...damnit...it really is nice, as kate said, to have your brain feel different...and now kate can't say I never updates me blog...most ridiculous update ever.

update...whegswa?

Well hayley is bummed about certain things that were inevitably not gonna work out...but really can't wait to go back to school and live with her friends. Probably gonna go back on the medication...just too emotionally unstable off of them...we'll see though.

In other news I'm gonna have a booth at the "renowned" Coupeville Arts and Crafts Festival...I'll make an event on facebook in order to guilt/encourage my friends to come and visit and 'support' me...Right now I have 142 cards completed and 9 eight by ten matted prints...I'll probably do 30 eight by ten mattes and 300-400 cards...so I'm like a third done...and the arts and crafts festival is on the 8th and 9th of august. Anyway here is my work station...the whole couch late into the night when everyone is asleep and can't harm my "work"


Ironic you think with the whole selling my photography I'd be able to take less fuzzy pictures of my cards with pictures on them...I didn't want to use the flash though 'cus I think it ruines the mood...anyway I'm kinda watching Project Runway... finally...its really funny when they think their outfits are great and talk shit during the interview but they really suck...

Hamlet 2 really looks hilarious...I'm gonna go see that for sure. Oh I also want to put this picture up...I took it when I hiked ("hiked" = really nature walked) with kate at deception pass... I call it eagle, RV and bridge...I strive to have a whole series...of bridges accompied by eagles and RV's I feel like it represents things so well...the bridge is man's dominance over the world the RV is man trying to reconnect with nature and the eagle is there a whole hike away elluding his lame efforts...or some shit like that....its 3 I'm tired and being silly...here's the pic.


the eagle is far to the left and just a tiny black dot really and trust me there are at least 3 RV's on the bridge...you might be able to see a bit better when you make the picture bigger...but its not really about being able to see whats in it clearily...just know they were there because I saw them.

Time for bed...I was really ready to sleep 2.5 hours ago.

Next project runway preview...quote from Tim Gun "its a terradactyl at a gay jurassic park." AaHAHahaHA....I can't wait.

I'll be going to Newport Beach on Friday to visit the yuppie family in yuppie centralia...yeah okay I won't keep going and rant about my dad and how I'd rather not go...but hey I'll have a job to do for my aunt so thats good! moneys.

on that note...beddy bed time for real real and not for play play now.

meh.

This show is funny...Kelsey showed it to me...its styled much like The Office but its in a Dorm...and the episodes are only 5 minutes so its great for those with a short attention span...

Dorm Life

The lower left part of my back slightly hurts/tickles? I can't really figure out what it feels like but its extremely uncomfortable.

Lightening Storm

Okay...so I was in such a good mood until I came home and saw that my sisters cat had like diarrhea-ed on a plastic storage of mine and on the carpet...and fucking fucking a - I hate being in the room with the shitty cat box and where stuff like that happens...and yesterday there was shit smudge on my blanket (because the cat box is right next to my bed and then she'll hop in my bed) I hate not having my own space...fucker fucker fucker...so fucking disgusting...I hate it...I can handle my own mess...but...fuck my family stresses me out a thousand times more when i have NO WHERE to retreat...

so fuck that shit...but there's nothing I can do about it. I am so fucking irritable right now...and have been the last few days...maybe its pms...or the withdrawal or just everything... I don't even fucking know...

okay so why I was in a good mood before....

I went to a barbecue at my step mom's parents house...and they are very friendly and my step mom's uncle was there too...and people liked my cards that I'm finally working on (taking my pictures and hand making post cards) and I wanted to show my grandma to prove I haven't completely been being a lazy bum and shit how am I gonna make three thousand dollars before summer is over...so that was cool...the salmon was soooooo fucking good....

Then the lightening and thunder storm started...and I wanted to leave anyway so I used wanting to take pictures as an excuse...so I left and then I took Madrona home...and there was lightening bolts like right above and next to me like every few seconds...it was so fucking intense I was right in the storm...and I knew that the chances of my car getting hit and then the chances of me getting electrocuted when my car got hit (I think cars are good at absorbing that...I think) was minimal (because all the trees and telephone poles would most definately get hit first) I got an insane exhilarated feeling from the lightening...and I drove madrona at 60mph...which is quite literally the stupidest thing I have ever done...I just couldn't help myself though...thats a lie I probably could have...its not like anything dramatic like I had a death wish or anything...I just did it. And am glad I didn't crash my car into a tree or anything...60 really isnt that fast though...the road is windey but I know it pretty well...whatever enough about that.

Then I wanted to find kate-ums. The second time I called she answered and she was down at fort ebey watching the lightenin' from there...and so I joined her...and I learned something new 'bout cameras! Okay so I had my tripod and I so I pointed my camera in the direction of the lightening set the aperture setting high (which makes the opening in the lens smaller) so that I could have an exposure time of 4 seconds...yeah so I thought I would wave my hand in front of the camera just to see what happened since the lightening was very spaced out by this time...and GUESS WHAT! my hand didn't show up at all...so then I realized that was how photographers do that little trick to take picture of a busy park and not have any of the people show up...so that was sweet and I was excited...AND THEN I tried holding my hand in front of the camera for like 2 out of the 4-5 seconds and GUESS WHAT HAPPENED...this did....GHOST HAND.



granted I was very amused...and you know you think I would have figured that this ruined my capture lightening technique of long exposure times...because FINALLY I snapped a 6 second exposure and lightening struck...and you guessed it...GHOST LIGHTENING...its invisible.


ayup. thats all for now.