My Thoughts Exactly

omg...check it.

no way.
I missed daily show last night...(because I was enjoying myself too much talking to kate) but thats why it reruns the next day at 8pm....and let me tell you...June 24th is a hilarious episode...

Jon showed me this...Pork Invaders

"no offense McCain...but YOU'RE OLD" - Jon Stewart

and now Colbert is on...

that was adorable...he just made this joke and then laughed at himself...and it was his real laugh.
"Where does dracula keep his extra cash? - At the bloodbank" and then he just lost it.

If I were you...I'd try to check out clips from the episodes from the last few days...is been hilarious...

One more thing...I took a nap...and it was the worst nap ever (actually I think I really did sleep really well) Its just I dreamt that I was doing finals again...that I had like a two week break from school and went home and then had to go back to do finals...it was realistic and awful...I hate when you have stressful dreams and wake up stressed...not relaxing at all.

one shotty shot shot ...and maybe a half?

"a day is like a whole life. You start out doing one thing, but end up doing something else, plan to run an errand, but never get there....And at the end of your life, your whole existence has the same haphazard quality, too. Your whole life has the same shape as a single day." - Malcolm (from Jurassic Park)

darn fractals! that means my life is destined for absolute retardedness....haYLEy

anyway. I wanted to note the emergence theory on the origin of life....it makes so much sense...'tis very cool. when I watched the origin of life on history channel they explained (probably very basically) the theory of emergence as the answer to the origin of life. they said that emergence is just the natural tendancy for something more complicated to emerge...something you wouldn't expect...lots of simple things making something more complex...a flock of birds that move as one being, paterns in the sand made by waves, school of fish, ants working together in a colony...neurons in the brain! They described consciousness as being just another thing that falls into the theory of emergence neurons gathering together and making such a complex network that conscious beings are just the natural result...the next thing...I wonder whats next next!? Just think though...its so weird...all animate and inanimate things are the same...made of the same stuff...I'm just a very complicated rock or something...okay I'll admit thats silly...but still...so fucking fascinating...I love this shit. Ha! and no matter how hard I try to learn and understand more about life...I's still will know nothing really...heh

OMG this scientist is going to name a trap door spider after Stephen Colbert....there are 27 different species of just trap door spiders...I holla out to my homies who've seen eight legged freaks...those trap door spiders made trapdoors in asphalt! "Well then I want a spider with the best mating clasper" - Stephen Colbert ... well that'll only make any sense (but still barely) if someone just watched Colbert which I'm watching now.

Awh man will smith is now on colbert report... man oh man...I cant believe I didn't know he rapped until last year. Awh man!! will smith and colbert are being silly with their ears!

Damn I have to pee...

This is...quite possibly the most disgusting thing...EVER.

Fetal sand tiger shark with slaughtered siblings inside mother's womb.

Yeah I saw this on most extreme baby survivors on animal planet...although I think this footage is from a different show on discovery channel...but still...so gross. Fascinating...but still revolting.

In other news I got me a jobby job for the next couple of days. I checked craigslist and there was an ad for people to deliver phonebooks...so mike and I will be doing that tomorrow...I'll have to get up at 9am to be there by 10 *gasp*

I'm also considering working at the carnival...it would be really shitty...but it would only be July 1st - 6th...so really it'd just be a week of hell...maybe I'll just email and see what the hours and pay is like (probably minimum). I don't have a food handlers permit so hopefully I could just be a ride person or some kinda clerk. Ticket clerk would be best.

Well one more thing...I really like this comic...thanks fo' introducing me kate. I emphasize with this guys fear of raptors. (probably need to click on it and make it bigger)

Day 2.5 off Meds...Bleuaghhhh

Just for you Kate...

(Above) This is my sister's cat Cami...Cami thinks she's a person sometimes and lounges like so on the couch to watch tv...(Below) This is my sister's cat being petted...note the inquisitive buttox (Circled)...why does this happen?...what causes this phenomena in felines? Why must their ass perk up when the back is being stroked? This is just one of life's mysteries that we may never know the answer to.

In other news Hayley decided to stop taking her sertraline...she was barely on a therapeutic dose anyway...but needs to be off of them or change to a different medication. So she decided to try no meds first...and went cold turkey...and is kinda experiencing random waves of dizziness, vertigo and extreme tiredness as the side effects for stopping. Yay!

Kelsey introduced me to the sci-fi channel today...so tomorrow I will probably watch at least part of Dinocroc. Perhaps this summer I'll work on the script for my movie idea... Raptors in a Library! And Kate and I should most definitely work our live action Fern Gully script. But seriously think about it. Raptors in a library...that'd be such a good movie. I got the idea when we were working on our papers...all those cluastrophobic isles are perfect for raptor chase scenes. And the stair wells and all the other nooks and crannies in a library...it'd be great. Of course it needs to start with college students thinking it'd be cool to hide so that they get locked in the library and can party...and then there needs to be a cRaZY professor who some how gets raptors...now I don't want to copy jurassic park's version of bio engineering....hmm maybe its a prof who makes a time machine...goes back and steals a nest of raptor eggs...and hes been raising them in the library basement...yes yes....see this is excellent I'm already making progress.
I'll have some of the kids survive the night...but then...the library reopens! and all hell breaks loose...as many people are consumed...and the raptors will be smart little bitches...they'll set traps and shit.

Ok I'll stop with that. Although I do want to post my newest poem (which relates)...I told Kelsey I'd post it.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
if there were Raptors in the Library...
...I would try and Save You

"try" being the operative word as no amount of love and dedication could conquer reality...so the poem should end with "but I'm sorry if we both get eaten."

Ok. Beddy Bed time for Hayley.

Also, I forgot...quote from Jurassic Park (the book)

"Sometimes he stands by the lagoon and stares at those animals, and wiggles those little forearms of his in frustration."

So Fucking True

Guess I Joined the Ranks

I decided if Kate had one I could have one. I need somewhere to organize all the random things I discover on the internets. For example...this video clip of a potentially 108 ft squid...And well...perhaps when something happens that I deem worth "blogging" about I will do so.

And I guess since I am bored and have nothing else to do I might as well keep typing. I'm watching monster quest on history channel. This one is about the swamp monster. I was going to maybe look for a job in Oak Harbor today...but instead I ate a brownie earthquake from dairy queen...

*I went back to note the switch to third person*

Hayley hasn't done much since she's been home. Hopefully she'll be able to report back soon that she's taken action towards getting a job. Until then... she leaves you with Jon.



This was the highlight of yesterday for me.
Oi Vey...bitter much?

Oh! I can post dreams if I have any really good ones. That's exciting and fun.